woahiero:

last night i had a dream that pete wentz tranferred into my class and i had to show him around school and i was just like “aren’t you like old and a dad” and he got mad

enlighten-m3:

when you disappoint your white step-dad 

stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

snow-drift-navigator:

anus:

dog and snog

i’m fucking laughing so hard right now

fuck me

it;s 3 am

ruinedchildhood:

Me cleaning my room

dandehaane:

things i need u to please know right now:

• bad days don’t last forever
• napping is never a crime
• all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
• also dogs, they love u very much
• instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
• u are a part of this world 
• and a very important part
• don’t doubt that for a single second

shslequius:

“homework” *tired zombie noises*

“studying” *sad zombie noises*

“responsibilities” *disgusted zombie noises*

“internet” *happy zombie noises*

lovcless:

breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

^the url 

kernalmustache:

sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character ever

If somebody’s parents are dead you are honestly the shittiest kind of person if you bring them up to insult them

monobeartheater:

“you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke”